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[Adam Hitler]

Jack must like em on the large side

 

[Jack]

We're so glad you're entertained. Don't forget to tip your waiter.

 

[Adam Hitler]

aM tEllInG yuOr wyfe!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lily's probably got her eyes on the meat and dairy products in your shop

 

[Adam Hitler]

Don't say I didn't warn you

 

[Lily]

Talking about cars is romantic to Adam?

 

[Lily]

Weird.

 

[Adam Hitler]

speaking of which, what model did you relieve your bowels in?

 

[Adam Hitler]

maybe Jack is into that? Dunno

 

[Lily]

I'm going to see all car talk between men as coded homo talk from now on.

 

[Lily]

Check your phone Adam, maybe you've been dumped.

 

[Lily]

 

[Jack]

I sold my shop a couple months ago adam.

 

[Jack]

I sold my "shop" a couple months ago adam.

 

[Lily]

What did you sell in it, again?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Has Lily asked to borrow money yet?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Her massive expenditure on food leaves her short most months

 

[Lily]

Are you gonna have a fit about your own made up bullshit now?

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

It's your palybook. Make something up and then show faux outrage about your fiction.

 

[Lily]

You never said if you checked your phone to see if you were dumped.

 

[Adam Hitler]

That's because it's a retarded allegation.

 

[Adam Hitler]

commiefornia welfare most be extremely generous.

 

[Adam Hitler]

How else does Lil afford all her gin and fastfood ?

 

[Jack]

Gift shop, jewelry, fine art, makeup, greeting cards, socks, luxury skin care etc

 

[Jack]

A little of everything.

 

[Lily]

When you're around here, you're not with your current girl.

 

[Lily]

It's a logical conclusion

 

[Lily]

I have a pension that I earned after decades of work, Adam

 

[Lily]

I'm far from rich, but I am not on welfare.