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[LotusBud]

Mov, @Weeg!

 

[LotusBud]

Move, @Weeg!

 

[LotusBud]

Can't get Momma out of the barcalounger?

 

[Weeg]

No yoo!

 

[Weeg]

WTF is this barcalounger yoo keep babbling about???

 

[LotusBud]

About to have breakfast. Sauteed spinach, mushroom,s red peppers, with eggs and bacon.

 

[LotusBud]

@Weeg ^^^^^^

 

[Alticus]

Sweet!

 

[Alticus]

Damn that chair looks comfortable.

 

[Weeg]

Who calls a recliner that? Ill Google it

 

[Weeg]

Says old peeple call chairs that name

 

[Alticus]

Damn that recliner looks comfortable.

 

[LotusBud]

Damn that barcalounger looks comfortable. Yes, that's what my mother called them. It was an insult when she said it. LOL

 

[Alticus]

I think that I am hands down, the worst chatter. lol

 

[Alticus]

I think that I am hands down, the worst chatter here. lol

 

[LotusBud]

@Alticus, what do you mean?

 

[Weeg]

No yoo are not

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

No, Uncle Dilf is the worst chatter.

 

[Alticus]

I just don't get half of the jokes and stuff and by the time I finish typing a sentence I'm like 6 behind. lol

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Two words, Alti: faster typing.

 

[Weeg]

Use microphone!!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

No, use Morse code.

 

[wizer]

I just don't get half of the jokes and stuff and by the time I finish typing a sentence I'm like 6 behind. lol

The reason you don't get the jokes is threefold.

1- you're getting older and processing time has slowed
2- you're smoking too much weed
3- the jokes just aren't funny

 

[Alticus]

Good morning Larry. I type with my two index fingers which slows things down.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Good morning. Your typing sucks.

 

[Weeg]

No use smoke signals

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Alticus]

The reason you don't get the jokes is threefold.

1- you're getting older and processing time has slowed
2- you're smoking too much weed
3- the jokes just aren't funny

You can never smoke too much weed wizer.

 

[LotusBud]

@Alticus, that's because different posters are talking bout different things in the SB. It's not your fault. It's the nature of the SB.

 

[Alticus]

I've never felt comfortable chatting anyway. I just can't keep up and my sense of humor is odd.