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[The Prowler]

What is wrong with your dog Jack? What is all this talk of a "hip sling?

 

[HeadOn!]

Can't be mad at Madam Shitler for just making shit up. It's all he's got; it's the best he can do.

 

[Lily]

It's weird when they make shit up and then shriek about it, @Jack.

 

[jack]

I hear ya C6.

 

[Lily]

That's when it gets weird.

 

[Lily]

Look at Prowler pretending he was talking about a toupee...

 

[jack]

Shriek being the operative word. Despite her growling fred hits high e above C quite regularly

 

[Lily]

When he was actually trying to work in an insult to Seamajor and it blew up in his face.

 

[Lily]

His very long face...that starts at his chin and ends at the nape of his neck.

 

[jack]

Prowler would fuck up a wet dream. probably why he spends all night every night here.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack, its lily that growls, youre getting confused again dear

 

[jack]

I've heard your voice you dumb bitch.

 

[Lily]

Well, he certainly isn't by his "wife"'s side that's for sure.

 

[jack]

I heard they have separate bedrooms and she keeps her door locked after 9pm

 

[Lily]

I wouldn't be surprised. It's clearly a transactional relationship. She gets taken care of and all she has to do is cook his slop.

 

[Lily]

She probably has to endure his evening company once a week and on holidays and his birthday.

 

[Lily]

It's in the contract.

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[The Prowler]

I spend a lot of time with my wife. Like. A lot.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack, you loved my vocaroo, dont even try and pretend otherwise, there was no growl whatsoever

 

[The Prowler]

Any attack on my relationship with my wife is really idiotic.

 

[jack]

Talk os cheap Joey, let's see some of those receipts you're so famous for.

 

[jack]

Talk is cheap Joey, let's see some of those receipts you're so famous for.

 

[The Prowler]

Receipt of what exactly?

 

[jack]

Since you're an idiot, it kind of makes sense.

 

[Seamajor]

Famous for

 

[Fredricka]

Now jacks jealous of prowlers receipts, whatever next?

 

[The Prowler]

My receipts are Flametown Collectibles. if I post too many, the market will be saturated.

 

[jack]

Hey Turdy, take that bullshit rehtoric and stuff it up your twat, Bitch.

 

[Lily]

I don't buy is performance, @Jack.