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[Frood]

It's relatively easy, Prowler.

 

[The Prowler]

Beans too. Get the raw beans....whatever they are called. Fuckin' cheap protein.

 

[Frood]

I just got into an entitled idiot beggar online about the donation system, Numbers. Why the fuck would I help you out now? The entitlement is crazy.

 

[The Prowler]

I could live on oatmeal, bread, and beans.

 

[The Associate]

I've said, repeatedly, that I know you're just playin' and that I don't expect anything.

 

[The Associate]

Now, you can keep harping on 'entitled', but it's lookin' pretty damn silly in light of that.

 

[Frood]

Beans, rice, a sparingly small bit of meat... some cheap greens. 20 bucks USD, could get me 3-4 days easily, Prowler.

 

[The Associate]

I *know* you're not going to help. It's neon-lit obvious that you won't.

 

[The Prowler]

262612 Are you gonna look into baking your own bread?

 

[The Associate]

With what?

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah, I forgot about vegetables....I would get whatever is the darkest green for the cheapest.

 

[Frood]

Campfire.... damper is easy

 

[The Prowler]

I agree Frood....$20 could feed you for 3-4 days.

 

[The Associate]

Longer, if you're careful.

 

[Frood]

Easily, Prowler.

 

[The Associate]

A couple tins of store-brand 'Spam', a loaf of bread, and you're good for about a week.

 

[The Associate]

Of course, that's if you're dealing with people who have honesty, integrity, and honor, who are actually doing to do what they say they'll do. There are a couple people like that here, but Frood is just trolling.

 

[Frood]

There's tuna, pasta, pasta sauces too.

 

[The Associate]

Yep. Spaghetti noodles and a can of tomato sauce will push that week further.

 

[The Prowler]

267361 Frood is giving you good advice. That is worth a lot more than a little bit of money.

 

[The Associate]

No, it isn't. Objectively, it is not. Help = help. Mockery = not help. Sorry. You win no morality points for mockery.

 

[Frood]

I retract my offer to send you 15-20 bucks, Numbers. You're obviously not disabled and could likely be a government troll farm employee looking to ensnare or entrap old school netizens with a donation scam via platform charity sites.

 

[The Prowler]

Who gives a fuck about winning "morality points"? Hahaha!!!!

 

[The Associate]

I don't expect a thing. I don't deserve help. I am not entitled to a thing. But trolling somebody in a tight spot does not equal help, and it wins you no points.

 

[The Associate]

Your "offer" was never in good faith in the first place, dude, and I called that from the jump.

 

[The Prowler]

Again 273812 WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WINNING POINTS?!?!?!!?

 

[The Associate]

Clearly Frood did, or he wouldn't have wasted his time and keystrokes.

 

[The Prowler]

Fuck, I might take my C8 Corvette out for a rip just to burn up $10 worth of gasoline so you can have a cry about it.

 

[The Associate]

Dude was just 'mocking the disabled poor guy'. Obvious. Elementary. And fucking lame.

 

[The Prowler]

"Winning points" Fuck off.