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[Fredricka]

She just suuuuuucks

 

[The Prowler]

Oh shit, Mexicans have no idea how to BBQ.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I will, Fred, but now I gotta figure out what to eat tonight. You fuckers talking about food has made me hungry.

 

[Fredricka]

I had chilli

 

[Lily]

Stillwell, Fred.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oooo. Chili sounds good, but mine takes 12 hours to cook properly.

 

[Fredricka]

Very mature lily

 

[Frood]

There's a lot of asparagus coming with my online order today. I love asparagus with a proper barbecued steak.

 

[Lily]

 

[Fredricka]

I saw that film at the cinema

 

[Fredricka]

Its that madonna one right?

 

[The Prowler]

Lardo is hiding her head in shame.

 

[Frood]

I like doing chili con carne in the slow cooker, @Reggie_Essent

 

[Lily]

Yes, Madonna is in that movie, Fred. Though, thank goodness, not the star character.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I do mine in the crockpot too, Frood. but I just took stock and I don't have all the ingredients.

 

[Frood]

Madonna is reviled in Bay City. Always has been. She dissed them in the early 80's.

 

[Frood]

Do you use celery too, Reg?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

The key is properly browning an seasoning the meat, and of course getting the balance of chili and cayenne just right.

 

[Frood]

Some people can't stand it but we enjoy it.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yes, celery is essential in chili and stews. Helps layer the flavors.

 

[Frood]

Indeed

 

[X]

LOL @you pretend cooks

 

[Frood]

No pretend. If I don't cook, nobody here eats.

 

[Seamajor]

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No líe

 

[The Associate]

I just bought a two-headed cow.

 

[The Associate]

It's a good deal prettier than @Fredricka .

 

[Frood]

Did the cow give you the money?

 

[The Associate]

It's a two-headed cow, where's it gonna get money?

 

[Frood]

Gofundme

 

[Frood]

Or Gofundmoo