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[Lily]

Hi X. Fredricka and Frood started this shit again.

 

[Frood]

It's not fighting, X. We're barbecuing FEDrick and Oink Oink.

 

[X]

We need JACK here

 

[X]

@Jack buddy!!

 

[Fredricka]

Did we start it?

 

[Fredricka]

I dont think so

 

[Lily]

Yes, you all were talking about it AGAIN.

 

[Frood]

Is there enough room on the spit, X? Lily's fupa is huge.

 

[Fredricka]

Numbers started it by begging

 

[The Associate]

Yep, sure did.

 

[Fredricka]

Did the polish start ww2 by being bombed? No

 

[The Associate]

Well, as Westley said to Buttercup: "As you wish."

 

[X]

Okay I’d like to say comments of the day are “does the sb have braille” and “Stevie Wonder “.

 

[Frood]

Numbers insists on calling me a liar and a fraudulent philanthropist.

 

[The Associate]

Only because you are.

 

[Fredricka]

x

 

[The Associate]

But no matter.

 

[Frood]

See?

 

[The Associate]

My first thought was a quick and painless exeunt, stage left. But,

 

[The Associate]

Too messy.

 

[X]

You missed the door? Blind?

 

[The Associate]

Somebody would have to clean that up. That would be inconsiderate.

 

[Fredricka]

Maybe vocaroos are the way forward for u numbers

 

[The Associate]

Nope.

 

[Frood]

Don't talk suicide shit, mate.

 

[Fredricka]

We could all avoid them then

 

[The Associate]

Nothing at all is cleaner.

 

[Lily]

It doesn't have to be messy. You can but a pillowcase over your head.

 

[X]

Meeting numbers is like, handshake, umm numbers .. that’s not my hand

 

[The Associate]

Sure.