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[Alticus]

Try harder dumbass. lol

 

[realgrimm]

@Fredricka seamajors around do you think it wise to be here

 

[Fredricka]

Come on alt, that was spot on

 

[Fredricka]

Probably not rg

 

[realgrimm]

Happiness isnt the same for everyone

 

[realgrimm]

Are you a midget @Fredricka

 

[realgrimm]

Even just short

 

[Fredricka]

Im average height, id snap Seamajor in 3 though

 

[Fredricka]

Hes a midget right?

 

[Seamajor]

Your size?

 

[realgrimm]

He believes when he was a "Sea Major " midget harpy sirens " abducted his "wife"

 

[Fredricka]

Thats his story anyway

 

[realgrimm]

He still hears them calling when he trys to sleep

 

[Fredricka]

I read he likes midget porn

 

[realgrimm]

He believes its his mission to throw wayward woman off cliffs to save them from damnation

 

[Seamajor]

Still angry Grimm?

 

[realgrimm]

Still picking up seashells up next to costa rican pygmys naked bodies

 

[realgrimm]

Up up up

 

[realgrimm]

Temptations not your friend Swallow Major

 

[Seamajor]

Are you needing another injection? Free yourself for another half hour.

 

[Seamajor]

It’s OK.

 

[realgrimm]

Hey loves midgets oily ones are his favorite

 

[Seamajor]

Desperation is setting in. Just do it

 

[realgrimm]

Is that your motto

 

[Seamajor]

Yours as you’ve outlined

 

[Seamajor]

Why kick about it?

 

[realgrimm]

How do you drown out the tears @Seamajor

 

[Seamajor]

Try laughter amigo

 

[realgrimm]

Is that how you do it, just pretend everythings a joke

 

[Seamajor]

Guess I opened up a can of worms this morning. Sorry