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[MANCID RILKO]

maybe I should get me one of them duals too

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

You should. How much are they?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

go around pretending to be who I'm not while still being myself, but different

 

[MANCID RILKO]

that sounds like something, oh yeah, SCHIZOPHRENIA

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Do you hear voices?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

voices, barks, slams, whispering, farting, you name it

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Arethe voices saying this is the police open the door?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

no they say "get 2 for the price of 1 at Shasta's"

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Good deal. Did you go for it?

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

I discovered a everythings cheap cas its about to expire shops. I spent $33. Now I have a load of stuff thats about to expire lol.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

closest one is like 8000 miles away

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Are you in the countryside?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

This is where the capybaras roam free and the coffee grows wild

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

I'm in a small town. Do you find it boring?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Look at this dual making small talk

 

[ESAD TIA]

Yeah its embarrassing

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Well I'm new of course we are making small talk. Should I ask about his mother? Hows YOUR mother?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

She's a kind old lady, she'd probably like you better

 

[MANCID RILKO]

In a pitiful sort of manner, tho

 

[MANCID RILKO]

They have a cow poop festival in India

 

[MANCID RILKO]

They treat it like Playdoh

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Have you guys heard a word I said?

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

I now, Ive been to India. They use cow poo for cooking. You can buy dried cow pats to cook on.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Can't they burn their own poo?

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

I guess if they poo pats on the ground.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

it's not like they eat a ton of protein anyway

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Its not the food you see in resturants in your country. Its almost entirely vegaterian and its watery goop mostly.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I've seen my share of YT videos showing daily life in Bharat

 

[MANCID RILKO]

it start with Bha and ends with Rat

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Wheres that?