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[Jack]

Intercourse is overrated. Orgasm is not, however

 

[ESAD TIA]

you know very little you 1 dimensional mongoloid

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

And still more than you. Sweet cheeks.

 

[ESAD TIA]

lol no yuo

 

[Fredricka]

Jack lets slip that he gets none from sausages

 

[Jack]

LOL

 

[ESAD TIA]

maybe hes vegetarian

 

[Fredricka]

Thread time

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

What should young Jack be getting from sausages?

 

[Jack]

LOL @ESAD TIA

 

[ESAD TIA]

protein

 

[Jack]

LOL @vegetarian.

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Juicy fat.

 

[Jack]

Til it drips down your chin?

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

And onto your supple breasts.

 

[ESAD TIA]

/facedesk

 

[Fredricka]

Did ivor just say jack has supple breasts?

 

[ESAD TIA]

seems like

 

[Jack]

No shit @ESAD TIA

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Its the internet, Jack can have whatever he likes.

 

[Jack]

lets stick with firm pecs.

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Except my mother.

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Ok, firm pecks it is.

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Hey baby, nice pecks. Nup, doesn't sound right.

 

[Jack]

my sentient talking third nippl;e just declared you're an asshole.

 

[Jack]

my sentient talking third nipple just declared you're an asshole.

 

[Jack]

the only side effect from the Covid series.

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Did you get the jab?

 

[Fredricka]

I think maybe ivor wants someones dad instead from reading all this

 

[ESAD TIA]

Bleakfoot made better duals than this neek