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[The Question]

Halloween: So did you find the razor I hid in your kid's candy yet? You will eventually...

 

[X]

Back in the day the X rated shops would have oddball cards

 

[X]

You’d need graphics

 

[The Question]

Birthday: Die already, I'm sick of buying these fuckin' things for you.

 

[X]

Maybe no killing kids

 

[The Question]

Well, no, don't actually kill the kids. Just joke about it, that's wholesome as fuck.

 

[X]

Birthdays ones that say like “so, what’re you now like 33 for the 6 th time”

 

[The Question]

Birthday: Huh. You're still here.

 

[The Question]

Easter: Bunnies shitting eggs, huh? Enjoy your acid trip.

 

[The Question]

Or here's another for Thanksgiving: "Please don't mummify a tribal American in Saran Wrap and Tinfoil This Year." Inside page: (Seriously, it was only funny the first time.)

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[Jack]

Greetings, salutations, etc

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Is that you, Jack? I ain't seen you around in a conns age.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Is that you, Jack? I ain't seen you around in a coons age.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Is that you, Jack? I ain't seen you around in a coons age.

 

[Jack]

Hi Reggie

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It hit 70 degrees here today. It's gonna snow on Tuesday.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Gotta love Illinois.

 

[Jack]

We're having a winter weather advisory tonight thru tomorrow

 

[The Question]

We're supposed to get some weather here, too; this morning through Monday. So far it's a no-show. Sunny and mild.

 

[Seamajor]

Oh dear Reggie. You’ll probably be looking for a new box

 

[MANCID RILKO]

BOOH YA

 

[MANCID RILKO]

thanks @Bastard Factory

 

[The Question]

Ah, transposition, now, izzit! I shall now dub thee... MADCHEESEBAN!

 

[The Question]

Honestly, it's a sensible precaution. We need not suffer being inundated with insane fromage.

 

[The Question]

Honestly, it's a sensible precaution. We need not suffer being inundated with insane frommage.