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[Fredricka]

Im on the case alt we'll have your life saved in no time

 

[Alticus]

You're too good to me Fred.

 

[Frood]

It's the rocket shaped nipples,@Alticus

 

[Alticus]

lol

 

[Alticus]

Have you ever seen those nipples that are almost larger than the breast itself?

 

[Alticus]

They resemble a pitcher's mound.

 

[Frood]

Im Cornish caves circa 12,800 years ago, occupants would pay Fredericka's ancestors in choice mammoth cuts if she stood still at the entrance and let people hang their fur outerwear on her tits.

 

[Alticus]

I'm serious. Not even a hippo could get it's mouth around those things.

 

[Frood]

I would try....

 

[Alticus]

LOL Example:

 

[Alticus]

You could use them nipples a hole punch for God's sake.

 

[Alticus]

You could use them nipples as a hole punch for God's sake.

 

[Fredricka]

One g cup one k cup, how does she find a good fitted bra?

 

[Frood]

No no... Fred's boobs are a tight C or D cup but with nearly two inch long nipple blasters.

 

[Alticus]

@Fredricka Good point.

 

[Alticus]

Be well guys. I'm off.

 

[Frood]

And so red!... not mild pink.

 

[Frood]

Ciao, Alti.

 

[Fredricka]

All this tit talk, hes gone for a wank

 

[Frood]

 

[Frood]

But getting back to Seaboobs.... does anyone actually know why I call him Seaboobs? Because that ugly chick wasn't born a male.

 

[Frood]

Now you know.

 

[Fredricka]

I did wonder actually

 

[Fredricka]

It makes sense that really hes an old lady though

 

[Frood]

I've called it Seaboobs for a decade.... right after skip tracing the boat he/she posted, and researching. "His" son is actually "her" daughter...

 

[Fredricka]

It runs in the family then

 

[Frood]

No, the son looks normal... albeit with a big Jew nose. Seaboobs must have known a veterinarian or dodgy doctor in the 60's