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[jack]

@Larry Loungelizard

 

[Alticus]

Pretty good man. Can't say I envy you shoveling snow. lol I hate doing that. lol

 

[Alticus]

Hi @Larry Loungelizard

 

[X]

 

[Fredricka]

Did he just call larry an idiot?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

@Alticus, Good morning.

 

[jack]

Right @Alticus they say an inch in the forecast, been snowing for the last 24 hours

 

[X]

All he’s shovelling is the shit he spouts ha ha ha

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

@Fredricka, no, he called you the idiot.

 

[jack]

LOL I certainly did.

 

[X]

How come JACKs calling Larry an idiot? I mean I get why but he usually refrains

 

[Fredricka]

Hes right about larry, its about time he told the truth

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

@X, no yuo....

 

[jack]

Hey @Larry Loungelizard what's the diff between X, Turdette and a dumpster full of shit?

 

[X]

Jacks in the dumpster eating the shit ?

 

[X]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

The dumpster has 20 more IQ points.

 

[Fredricka]

Snuuuuubed

 

[jack]

Yep. I win!

 

[X]

Poor Lily’s all alone, Jack promised to be back 2 hrs ago

 

[Fredricka]

That reminds me, im winning best poster of the month. I win

 

[X]

It’s either you or me, we’re the engine that drives this place

 

[Fredricka]

Ill give you a vote

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, the bong option will win best poster.

 

[Fredricka]

Done, i was going to vote for jack out of pity but hes been very badly behaved lately

 

[jack]

What’s the difference between a Turdette finger-fucking X's asshole and a Schwinn at the side of the road?

 

[jack]

What’s the difference between Turdette finger-fucking X's asshole and a Schwinn at the side of the road?

 

[jack]

One’s a bike in a ditch, and the other’s…

 

[X]

Oh boy! Looks like we’ve angered droopy balls early today

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

The Schwinn is luckier.