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[No One]

Being fat is the worst I had a couple months th8s year

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Its 6.45am here.

 

[Adam Hitler]

meth isn't even a thing here, at least not up north.

 

[No One]

Not sure how tpotf manatees to l8ve like that permanantly

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Being fat sucks. Hard to stand up hard to sit down, only fucked up chicks want to sit on you.

 

[No One]

Always hot sweaty and gross smelling like swamp ass

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Meth is everywhere here. More popular than weed.

 

[No One]

U cant wash ypuself properly

 

[No One]

Cant reach ypur own azzhole

 

[Adam Hitler]

Poarka definitely has a mobility scooter

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Thats true.

 

[No One]

Imagine what that computer chair smells like adammm

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily looks like Danny Devito after Ozempic.

 

[Adam Hitler]

someone posted an alleged pic of her in Walmart in a wheelchair... I didn;'t save the pic tho

 

[Ivor Nissan]

I broke so many chairs holy fuck!

 

[No One]

Crusty and fowl

 

[Adam Hitler]

It was funny though, even if it wasn't her.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

One collapsed on me in a pub. Went through a hammock in Thailand.

 

[No One]

She is short but very high bmi

 

[Adam Hitler]

Thailand haha holy shit. The amount of times I've been invited to go there but haven't

 

[Fredricka]

I wish shed come back, we need more females here

 

[Adam Hitler]

I may do it in the new year

 

[Ivor Nissan]

It would be cheap flights from there wouldn't it?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Aww, why Fredricka? Don't feel like you can't interact with us

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Hot females not bush pigs.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Your razor sharp wit is enough to protect you ha

 

[Ivor Nissan]

If it helps I could pretend to be a girl.

 

[Adam Hitler]

So I hear Ivor...

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily struggles with being female like she struggles with the Cheesecake Factory.

 

[Adam Hitler]

What, again?