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[Seamajor]

Ya already used that one

 

[Fredricka]

Seamajor looking for backup now

 

[Fredricka]

He knows im too good

 

[Seamajor]

At what, camping

 

[Fredricka]

He won the ding dong championship

 

[Seamajor]

TRYING to sell it? Good luck

 

[Seamajor]

Fat chicks don’t get it

 

[Seamajor]

Ask Jack

 

[Fredricka]

Ask him what?

 

[Seamajor]

Or Lily

 

[Fredricka]

I dont know what youre on about, slow down and calm down

 

[Seamajor]

Ask what? Are you crazy

 

[Fredricka]

You said ask jack. How drunk are you exactly?

 

[Seamajor]

Clearly you are

 

[LotusBud]

I feel so safe now1

 

[Seamajor]

Crazy and smashed

 

[Fredricka]

Ok, its definitely click time now, youre making less sense than usual sea

 

[Seamajor]

Yes LB, he’s batshit crazy

 

[LotusBud]

Look at that belly. Like a pillow.

 

[Fredricka]

I bet he could rest a cup of tea on it likeca pregnant lady

 

[Seamajor]

He’s a bloody mess

 

[Seamajor]

Who. Hubby?

 

[Fredricka]

Im talking to lotus, go away, click

 

[Seamajor]

He’s an old stink bucket too

 

[Seamajor]

More ugh

 

[Fredricka]

I think i lost more braincells talking to Seamajor than i ever did drinking booze, no more

 

[Seamajor]

Haha

 

[Seamajor]

Thought you were talking to LB

 

[LotusBud]

He could offer to et other people take a nap on his belly while he's napping.

 

[Seamajor]

In English this time