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[Fredricka]

Danny begs for negs now

 

[The Question]

Have you considered a rewarding career in throwing yourself through windows and then rolling around in the broken glass?

 

[Fredricka]

Not happening danny, im pure and wholesome now

 

[The Question]

You're missing out!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

HEY IVOR DO YOU LIKE PIZZA?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

DO THEY HAVE PIZZA IN NOZLLAND?

 

[The Question]

Pretty sure the best they can do is Hot Pockets.

 

[Frood]

How does Numbers know to buy Hot Pockets if they're in the frozen section and his fingers go numb trying to retrieve and read the Braille on the boxes?

 

[The Question]

I'm amazed you were able to focus enough to post that while shitting your pants.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

How does Numbers know to buy Hot Pockets if they're in the frozen section and his fingers go numb trying to retrieve and read the Braille on the boxes?

He must ask tall negro women to put them in his cart for him.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Yes Mancid I do and we do. But I like to make them myself, more fun more tasty! I know they have pizza there and I'm sure its better than here.

 

[The Question]

I'm hardly the first to kinkshame, but dude, recreational pants-shitting is gross and unsanitary. You should get help.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

How do you know it's better than there?

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Cas I'm in a pasty white cultureless country and you are not. :)

 

[Reggie_Essent]

When you make a poast in the Million Poast Thread it doesn't show up in the SB. This glitch should be fixed along with the one where there's no DumFuk emoji for SkopeySeamajor.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

When you make a poast in the Million Poast Thread it doesn't show up in the SB. This glitch should be fixed along with the one where there's no DumFuk emoji for SlopeySeamajor.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

We put egg on everything

 

[MANCID RILKO]

On the pizza, on the burger, we eat fried egg with french bread

 

[Ivor Nissan]

How do you put egg on pizza?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Reggie_Essent talk to Milton

 

[The Question]

HAWT EGG-ON-EGG ACTION!

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Horizontal-axis wind turbines (HAWT) consists of a rotor shaft and an electrical generator at the apex of a tower and must be pointed into the wind.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You put egg on a pizza with a spatula, Ivor.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Like a fried egg on top?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

like this

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Fried eggs are good on almost anything, just like bacon.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Stay where you belong, eggs, in a sandwich, not on a burger