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[LotusBud]

LOL. Oh, dear.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You chicks keep leading me on, but I get no real love

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I miss having a bunch of hair strands stuck on me every morning

 

[LotusBud]

Uau, Rancy. Estou muito lisonjeado.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Sua sorte que eu estou longe, senão vc estaria suada, exausta e mole em cima da cama

 

[LotusBud]

So, then I'm not lucky that you're far away.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[Ivor Nissan]

@MANCID RILKO Bom dia! Espero que você esteja tendo um ótimo dia. Acabei de acordar porque não consigo dormir. Como você está?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Colé gente fina? Como que tá as paradas aí na sua quebrada? Tudo de boa? Espero que esteja na firmeza. O bagulho é louco, o corre é brabo, mas a gente não desiste. É nóis meu parça, fé na vida.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Holy shit the translator actually learned to speak thuganese

 

[Seamajor]

Impressive. Morning

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Translate this.

 

[Fredricka]

I can translate that larry, it means please notice me and my teeny peeny

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Fred loves teeny peenies

 

[Seamajor]

Fred can Larry

 

[Fredricka]

Lies, i cant larry

 

[Seamajor]

So many options available

 

[X]

I still remember very fondling of Fredricka and I’s time together

 

[X]

*fondly

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I see what you did there, you canadian perv

 

[Fredricka]

I thi k dilf found out about your trip to Somerset X

 

[X]

How DARE you rancid! I did not say she freaked out when it’s girth was unleashed

 

[X]

Allo dear!

 

[X]

We’ve really went and done it or so it would appear, JACK don’t love us anymoar

 

[Fredricka]

Hello, hows it going?

 

[Fredricka]

Forget about him

 

[X]

I can’t ):

 

[X]

I think it’s Stockholm syndrome

 

[Fredricka]

Lol

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Where is Jack?