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[Iggy McLulz]

listening to my grandson's da tell him not to do something for the 100th time today. He's a willful little bugger

 

[Iggy McLulz]

listening to my grandson's dad tell him not to do something for the 100th time today. He's a willful little bugger

 

[Frood]

Anything more than once is a parenting failure which needs to be addressed with extreme measures.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

He's 2

 

[Frood]

Shave the top part of his head. He'll learn quickly

 

[Frood]

When daddy says no, that means NO.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Hell no, he'll just be happy his mom has less hair to brush. He's got a massive afro for his age.

 

[Frood]

Does he wear diapers still? Put some large ball bearings in it.

 

[Frood]

Make his favourite food then have him watch the dog eat it, because doggy is a good boy and he was not.

 

[Frood]

I put a shopping basket down at the checkout and apologetically asked the cashier if staff could return the items because my kid was throwing a tantrum and was warned we'd get nothing at all. It never happened again.

 

[Frood]

The cashier was very supportive and said I was a great old school parent and she missed those days.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

JFC you're mean

 

[Iggy McLulz]

he doesn't ask for stuff at the store yet. He's good at the store

 

[Iggy McLulz]

he has issues keeping his hands off stuff at home. He's gonna be an actor or musician some day, probably both.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I call him lefty because he sticks that hand in places he shouldn't I don't know how many times he's pissed on his hand.