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[Fredricka]

Autocorrect gets it right ollie

 

[The Prowler]

"thin and cheap" I mean....unlike Murdock, who is fat and cheap.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That's a little better. Ragging on SeaSlopey is always fun ... Hiya Fred!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Autocorrect damn sure made nim Gaymajor cuz i typed it out as Seamajor

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I wonder what autocorrect has to say about Diego?

 

[Fredricka]

Evening reggie

 

[Fredricka]

I see Seamajor is gazing lovingly at realgrims pic

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Who isnt gazing lovingly at realgimms pic?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[Bastard Factory]

MHmmmmm.... got a date tonight. I gotta go play the local band bar scene first which blows.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Prefer a bottle of wine and a dark cozy corner.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Oh hell get out there and kick your heels up!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Wear her out then you can get to that cozy dark corner to relax for a bit

 

[Bastard Factory]

yessssssssssssss

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

How old is your date?

 

[Bastard Factory]

37

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Old enough to wear down with a little dancing or whatever til shes ready to sit down and relax

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Then you get to know each other

 

[Bastard Factory]

...and I grab her by the pussy.

 

[Bastard Factory]

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[Bastard Factory]

Somehow get her out to the parking lot before the Rohypnol kicks in.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Tell her she has a flat tire

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

You take her out there to check on it and boom

 

[Bastard Factory]

BOOM?! so just knock her out THEN?? and put her in the trunk?

 

[Bastard Factory]

Im confused. Thought I was gonna wait til we get back to her place to chain her up?? I cant drag her up the steps.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Got 5 hours to think this out.

 

[Bastard Factory]

She's gonna have a great time.

 

[Bastard Factory]

...after 4 years of psychotherapy.

 

[Bastard Factory]