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[Seamajor]

Why can Weep get away with it, but not President Trump?

 

[Seamajor]

Cruelty to animals makes me sick

 

[The Associate]

That's nothing compared to what I hear you do with your furniture. Sodomizing a table lamp is SICK and DEPRAVED.

 

[Seamajor]

?

 

[The Associate]

Don't try to deny it!

 

[Seamajor]

Lets hear it, in between panhandling

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Humping a sofa is punishable by death in 14 states.

 

[The Associate]

In between panhandling? You in a rush to get back to it?

 

[Seamajor]

I’d bet Sundays are a good day

 

[Seamajor]

Naw, I’m a capitalist

 

[The Associate]

Are they?

 

[Fredricka]

Oo, look at Seamajor tearing tq apart, thats got to hurt

 

[Seamajor]

Well that made real sense

 

[Seamajor]

Animal cruelty is fucked up

 

[The Associate]

So is furniture buggery.

 

[Weeg]

Sea talking politics is a TOS violation! 24 hour ban!!

 

[Weeg]

I bet seas couch is sticky!!!

 

[The Associate]

Well, that's to be expected; he's a couchfucker.

 

[Weeg]

Bahahahaha sick old man!!! B

 

[Weeg]

And poof X is gone!

 

[Weeg]

Sea yoo cleaning the cat shit from last night off the rug?

 

[The Associate]

Has seabiscuit run away, unable to face the shame of being a pathological couchfucker?

 

[Weeg]

That poor couch!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Like anyones running away from that lame shit. Give me strength

 

[The Associate]

I hear the couch only gets it a few times a week; those nights when he has to take a break from plooking his laundry basket. The holes are just the right size for his tiny weenus, but the sharp plastic edges scrape him up somethin' FIERCE.

 

[The Associate]

^^"Visualize a typical couchfucker"

 

[Fredricka]

Doubling down on the lameness is it? Why?

 

[Weeg]

Bahahahaha Sea is a sick old man

 

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[X]

“In between pan handling” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA once again SEA kills em