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[The Prowler]

Oh yeah, Alticus is a loser. He knows it.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

No yuo ....

 

[The Prowler]

House or apartment, Larry?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Yes

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Yeh everybody, Space Ice on YT is a Steven Segal super fan. That is all...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I know how heavy that is, but there it is...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shit, so muc for keeping secrets here, damn...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You frozen; hat wearing; jumblefuck of fuckhumps. I hate you both but like everyone else here...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oops, I got two of you tads mixed up. Fine, I hate three of you, etc...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Any problems?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*sips drink*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Yes?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Hello @Dove, how are you my old decrepit toilet?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Ah, dirty. I always liked you...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I hover over public ones and soil the seats. Were you one of them?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

No need to flush eh?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Not in a women's restroom anyway...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

C'monow, whic one of you gentlemen would love to be a toilet for just a moment to look up at my glorious scepter hanging right above you, quenching a thirst you didn't even have thanks to the unflushed bowl you guarded?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fiercely, unmovably. You learned from @Dove...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Would y'all be mad if I sheathed it and dripped some in my goddamn pants?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*throws hands in the air*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I can't count the times...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*mutters*

 

[Iggy McLulz]

*coughs*