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[Frood]

It's true.... Alti. I've seen it all my life....

 

[Alticus]

Gotta go and clean my bong. Peace all.

 

[Frood]

Just be a cunt with mild adorable moments and you get all teh biatches... peace out, Alti.

 

[Weeg]

X go DELIVER SOMETHING yoo RETARDED DELIVERY BOY!!!

 

[Bastard Factory]

There’s no humans here Alticus, I was just like you but have become jaded here when I realized not even BF protects us from his own fucking rules

Sayyyy whaaaaa

 

[X]

E******* BOi says whaTttTtttt????

 

[Frood]

I'm a bit tired of this E******boi crap, X. It's just a generic insult and not pinpointed to Weeg. Take something he's actually said and make humorous references to it... Honk Honk, lil buddy! Got your goose ears on? Roll on Goose-a-bama!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Goose Lisperer!

 

[X]

 

[X]

My girlfriend made chicken cacciatore, my house smells incredible

 

[X]

I even have fresh rotinis

 

[Frood]

She cooked part of your feet while you were sleeping, X?

 

[Frood]

@Reggie_Essent

 

[X]

I’m a very lucky guy, I’ve so much to be thankful for and I don’t mean big things of monetary value because I’m poor anyways

 

[X]

All you good people as friends to help me navigate when life gets tuff

 

[Frood]

We're all poor at the moment of death.... unless we have family and friends around you who love you.

 

[X]

It’s amazing how life adds up to mere seconds

 

[Frood]

A mosquito and a primate both get full lives.... the difference is just seconds.

 

[X]

I must say, I so t like that Alticus is a commoner now, he blends in with the rest of us making his sneak attacks that much moar sneaky

 

[X]

I must say, I don t like that Alticus is a commoner now, he blends in with the rest of us making his sneak attacks that much moar sneaky

 

[Reggie_Essent]

What happened to Alticus?

 

[Frood]

He turned Libertarian. BF had a stroke.

 

[The Question]

*fart*

 

[MANCID RILKO]

*vuuurrrppp*

 

[The Question]

*brrrrrrraaaaauuuuwrrrrrrpppt*

 

[Frood]

The Arizona Rump Ranger farts again! Howdy Poopdy!

 

[The Question]

Watch it, or I'll shit in your eye.

 

[Frood]

Typical cop aggression.

 

[The Question]

That's right. So be on guard against the dreaded eye-shitting.

 

[Frood]

Is that why you're going blind, Farva?