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[Reggie_Essent]

WHat gets me the most with taxes is the motherfuckers already know how much anyone owes, but instead of just sending us a bill, they make us figure it out. Cunts.

 

[Jack]

not really reg. There's a central place for the numbers, but everyone has different deductions.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I know, Jack. I'm just venting.

 

[The Prowler]

@Jack Do you claim all the income from your 30 or so music gigs every year?

 

[Jack]

I claim every cent I make.

 

[Jack]

I do several schedule C's

 

[Frood]

They generally go after tax dodgers DD. Ask your invalid passport

You said something here which would generally necessitate a visit from the Secret Service. Were fucking drunk or just stupid as fuck?

I reported it through the BF report system. I'll leave it to management to decide what to do with it or not.

You stupid stupid stupid fuckhead.

 

[Frood]

Jack was the shitty drummer. The band evolved in approximately 1970 and got a real drummer.... who has since died a little over a decade ago.

 

[Jack]

Huh?

 

[The Prowler]

@Jack Post up a recording of one of your bands. Something from the last decade.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

@The Prowler really can rock!

 

[Jack]

Shut up SSS. Cocksucking faggot.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

The dude posted up a Vocaroo that was pretty damn sick, I'm sold...

 

[MANCID RILKO]

who?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Was a solo...

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Prowler?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

@The Prowler did. Yep. It took him a while too so I know he did it that night...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm in a fine mood so I'll avoid all talk about your grisly bear back braids, Manseed Drinko...

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You weren't supposed to talk about those, faggit

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey SSS. I see it's the cocktail hour in Propane Land.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[Frood]

Rancid and SSS, sitting in a tree, p-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then come a drunk capybara in a baby carriage!

 

[Frood]

Rancid and SSS, sitting in a tree, p-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a drunk capybara in a baby carriage!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shit, speaking of cocktail time^!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Great entrance Freud. *claps*

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I'm not a poodle. Therefore, SSS has no interest

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Close enough...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Do they have poodles in Texas?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'll bet they're armed.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

BTW I still l can't take the image of that noble aristocratic-looking dog from my mind