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[wizer]

and it's not past tense its still present

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Yeah I don't have it.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Do you know the Greeks say close the tv instead of turn the tv off? You probably do ny now.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

*by now

 

[wizer]

What the Greeks say I don't understand for the most part because it's in Greek

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Κλείσε την τηλεόραση ... Close the TV

 

[wizer]

Ah, now that makes sense. I

 

[wizer]

I am on my way to fluent Greek speech

 

[wizer]

Ah, now that makes sense.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I had a Greek chick pal years ago. She was hot. Her parents owned a restaurant in Greektown.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Her ass was totally fine, and she really enjoyed analkl sex.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Her ass was totally fine, and she really enjoyed anal sex.

 

[wizer]

analkl sex? If that's a new way of fucking I'd like to hear more about it. If it's a typo I can fix it

 

[MrNiceGuy]

If Greek chicks would land their seat of democracy in my face, I would be forever grateful.

 

[wizer]

depends on the Greek chick. They aren't all hot and into anal sex

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I think ankle sex is what Muslims do when there isn't a goat handy.

 

[wizer]

clever

 

[wizer]

depends on the Greek chick. They aren't all hot and into anal sex

 

[Jack]

why do dogs always need to go out just when you're in the middle of discovering the secrets of the universe?

 

[wizer]

because dogs need to go out whenever people are doing almost anything

 

[wizer]

get a dog door and fence off your property and life will get much easier

 

[Jack]

I dont have property. I live in an apartment.

 

[Jack]

but its right next do a lovely dog park and river, so that makes things easier

 

[Jack]

but its right next to a lovely dog park and river, so that makes things easier

 

[wizer]

sure hope the poor thing isn't cooped up all day and he has plenty of opportunity to stretch his or her legs

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Jack has a cool dog, but he probably neglects the poor thing when he goes on poasting benders.

 

[The Prowler]

Fun Fact: Tibetan Spaniels are NOT spaniels.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

And I bet they're not from Tibet.

 

[The Prowler]

I think they originated in Tibet....do not ask @Jack though....he did not even know that they are no spaniels.

 

[The Prowler]

It is typical of a leftist SJW virtue-signalling retard..."If the dog identfies as a spaniel, then he is a spaniel!!!"