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[MANCID RILKO]

@Alticus take care buddy

 

[The Prowler]

Fuck off @Alticus

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Se ya around, Alti.

 

[Alticus]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@The Prowler I just ate some Oreos

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Pizza pops and chronic masturbation can get quite messy.

 

[The Question]

See ya around, Alti.

 

[Fredricka]

Get bent alticus

 

[The Prowler]

Pizza Pops That guy is such a waste of space.

 

[Fredricka]

Do one, question

 

[The Question]

Especially if you use the pizza pops FOR masturbation.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Sheeeeeit Alticus commenting is like chum in the water

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No one tell Alti about how Diego cores pineapples for SeaSlopey.

 

[Fredricka]

Why would anyone use a pizza pop for masturbation, question talks such shit

 

[The Prowler]

@Alticus is a degenerate loser. I resent paying taxes to support that kind of shitty person.

 

[The Question]

LifeTip#1: Don't be a pizzafucker.

 

[Adam Hitler]

WTf is a pizza pop? Fredricka please don't go American on me

 

[Adam Hitler]

 

[The Question]

No; in the U.S., we call them Hot Pockets.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

they're like pierogis

 

[The Question]

And, yes, Hot Pockets are *Fucking Nasty.*

 

[Fredricka]

I googled it adam, as far as i remember it looked like a findus crispy pancake but with pizza stuff inside, alt eats them often

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Hot Pockets have burned more mouths that cigarretes FACT

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I haven't had a Hot Pocket™ in years.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I remember getting home drunk as a skunk after coming back from NYC

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Used to get them when I still had kids here.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Putting two Hot Pockets in the microwave

 

[Frood]

Hot pockets are miniature stromboli's that are cheap and mass manufactured.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

smoke a joint while they cooled

 

[MANCID RILKO]

And sleep like a fucking king