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Your god can get fucked and if HE exists let him strike me dead right this second with a bolt of lighten.....
 
@Week I'm with you on the Chinese Buffet but that's as far as it goes. You don't need church for that. I scuba dive then do the Chinese Buffet it's much better because I'm starving
 
@Jack that "bolt of lighten..." was supposed to be me being hit by a lightening bolt before I finished the sentence but you didn't get the joke
 
I often pray that the garden hose that Wheezer uses when he has his morning enema perforates his colon, for example.
 
yep, and he likes it Greek as well it seems, based on the way he described using said garden hose.