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[Fredricka]

Hes in his trophy thread

 

[The New Holliday]

Probably - he's pretending to not be here. Very couragous.

 

[The New Holliday]

Trophy - what? The Golden Garden Hose?

 

[Frood]

Managed to reheat a bean and cheese burrito and make an espresso.

 

[Frood]

It's 3 degrees in the living room. Didn't turn on the heat. The cold will be good for my eyes. Just grabbed a sleeping bag instead.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hope you're feeling a bit better, Frood.

 

[Frood]

Thanks, Reg.

 

[Adam Hitler]

What happened to you Frood?

 

[Frood]

Clotheslined a large island bath tub in the dark, wearing wool socks, and faceplanted on the tub fittings.

 

[LotusBud]

Just for that I'm staying forcing myself to stay awake later. besides, my boys are coming by tonight for some you know what so i hve to sty alert.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Had you been on the sauce?

 

[Frood]

Full force on my face.

 

[Frood]

The night before yes. This was in the morning.

 

[LotusBud]

I'm still here but it's getting late for me here in Greece this old man is usually in bed by 10 or 11 nowadays but I wake to the boys in bed with me which isn't a bad start to the day

 

[Adam Hitler]

Ouch.

 

[Adam Hitler]

So your bruised as fuck presumably?

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Ouch, get well soon.

 

[Frood]

Mate's house. They turn the lights out completely. Broken nose, fingers, chipped jaw.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Dayum.

 

[Frood]

Face swelled up. Eyes swelling closed.

 

[Adam Hitler]

a nice lengthy wait in A&E too no doubt

 

[Frood]

Those motherfuckers in ER wouldn't do anything except try to give me jabs. I walked out.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lmao, covid boosters?

 

[Adam Hitler]

 

[Frood]

Tetanus, covid, anything they could push. The doctor was a dumb bitch "why not???"" She kept asking. I was like because the answer is NO.

 

[Jack]

good for you.

 

[The Prowler]

Hi @Jack !!! You having a good day, buddy? Who is making supper tonight?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Clown world never fails to disappoint.

 

[Jack]

Wife already made it. been marinating in the fridge since last night

 

[Frood]

The doctor kept saying her job was to treat me. So I said, go ahead, splint it, tape up the deep lacerations. She was like WHY NO SHOTZZ?