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[The Cuntess]

Hey don’t clown us early birds

 

[The Cuntess]

I’m in bed by 8. Not tonight tho

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I don't have animals X

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Except for chickens

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

and a dog

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

grazing animals are always causing trouble, they break loose too easily

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

especially when it's dry season, they get into other people's properties searching for food

 

[X]

Probably boring chicken cons not even those furry ones

 

[X]

Probably boring chickens not even those furry ones

 

[X]

Build a fence

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I want eggs and meat, not Instagram pics

 

[X]

Pffft young e coffee and chicken like a peasant

 

[X]

Pffft you have coffee and chicken like a peasant

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Too many hills around here, not good for cows

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Horses are too much trouble

 

[X]

Farm animals you sell when they breed

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Now goats, I could get a few to live in the orchard, lots of weeds and fruit for them

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Have you seen coffee prices lately? Peasant my ass $$$$$

 

[X]

That’s retail

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

But the thing is, I'm just too lazy

 

[X]

Yeah I figured that

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

There's already enough things to get broken and trees and shrubs going all over the place

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I really don't need more crap to worry about

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Goats stink btw

 

[X]

Clean them

 

[X]

Vo5

 

[X]

Dawn dish soap

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I get them cleaned, I generate jobs and income for local people

 

[X]

You have so many excuses

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

If I don't have time I can't grace you ungrateful basturds with my presence