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[LotusBud]

@Jack

 

[wizer]

I will need to buy a bigger car

 

[X]

Hey shit dick!!

 

[wizer]

with a large front fender

 

[jack]

 

[X]

I’m the captain now!!!!

 

[LotusBud]

Have you ever been in therapy, @wizer?

 

[wizer]

I was in therapy this one time.

 

[jack]

I heard after his 2nd appt they did a PFL on him.

 

[wizer]

I walked into his office wearing nothing but a clear sheet of plastic wrap over my entire body

 

[wizer]

he took one look at me and said

 

[wizer]

I can clearly see your nuts

 

[jack]

hence the forehead bruises

 

[X]

Any kids wizer??? That’s what poking around in the wrong will get’cha

 

[LotusBud]

That's what I suspected, @wizer. Perhaps you should consider making it more than 1 time.

 

[wizer]

you don't get kids from anal sex you idiot

 

[wizer]

the lack of knowledge among the member base here is astounding

 

[wizer]

only lawyers are born that way

 

[Fredricka]

Wizer doesnt just do dad j9kes he does grandad jokes

 

[wizer]

it's basic knowledge and common sense for crying out loud

 

[jack]

and its "you're" illiterate fudgepacker

 

[wizer]

grand dad jokes

 

[X]

He does shit dick jokes

 

[wizer]

My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep

 

[wizer]

not like everyone who was a passenger on the bus he was driving at the time!

 

[jack]

he likes to have his shit pushed in as well according to his FB page

 

[X]

Moves all the way to Greece for Greek

 

[wizer]

no @Jack it's "your" nuts you fucking moron

 

[wizer]

I can't believe I have to explain this

 

[wizer]

you can't change stupid