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[ESAD TIA]

yes to both but at least you can rhyme

 

[Fredricka]

You know that made u chuckle

 

[ESAD TIA]

:/

 

[Fredricka]

Esad, why so serious,?

 

[ESAD TIA]

I'm NOT SERIOUS, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU FELLER!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

For fucks sakes! What do they put in the cider in Somorset?

 

[ESAD TIA]

peyote

 

[Fredricka]

Esad, tell me you thought's on pastys, totally innocent question here

 

[ESAD TIA]

dry

 

[ESAD TIA]

too much pastry

 

[Fredricka]

Like do u get them ffom greggs?

 

[Fredricka]

Or ginstrers?

 

[ESAD TIA]

nah Ive eaten proper ones, ive spent months of my life in west country

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You but your pasties from Gregg, Fred? You're supposed to make them from scratch.

 

[Fredricka]

Ok ,im thinking straight off esad needs to come roundd to my hluse on pasgy ighy

 

[Reggie_Essent]

They look kind of disgusting in google pics, like Hot Pockets™ when they were unevolved.

 

[ESAD TIA]

pasta night?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Now Fred's hitting on ESAD. Frood will be furious.

 

[Fredricka]

Pasty night

 

[ESAD TIA]

I'm not a threat im a VolCel

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You buy your pasties from Gregg, Fred? You're supposed to make them from scratch.

 

[Fredricka]

Im sorry about spelling

 

[Fredricka]

Everyone

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No worries, Fred. We all have a Cider Decipherer.

 

[Fredricka]

Basically esad needs to suçumb to cornish way

 

[Fredricka]

Esad, admit dereat

 

[Fredricka]

Defeat

 

[ESAD TIA]

I admit dereat

 

[Fredricka]

Youll eat pasty

 

[ESAD TIA]

ive eaten loads of the you jabroni