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[Breakfall]

That he needs a holiday and a new Porsche…

 

[Breakfall]

There we go…

 

[Iggy McLulz]

It's not the shrink it's the therapy that goes with the shrink

 

[Breakfall]

I’ve never needed a shrink nor do I take drugs. It’s generally a Seppo’s vice.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I get what you're saying though

 

[Iggy McLulz]

it's not all candy and unicorns finding someone that gives a shit

 

[Breakfall]

Tell me why I would need to see a psychologist?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I've had shrinks like that

 

[Iggy McLulz]

You seem angry and drunk

 

[Iggy McLulz]

unresolved issues

 

[Breakfall]

What? Someone that’s younger than me trying to give their take on situation life?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

yes

 

[Breakfall]

I don’t have unresolved issues. It’s clear as the light of day.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

sometimes those younger than us can help

 

[Iggy McLulz]

are you sure you don't? I know I do

 

[Breakfall]

Nah! Look Ive been on this Earth longer than Jesus Christ!

 

[Breakfall]

At 54 years of age…nobody can give me advice. I just Google that which I don’t know. Like where the starter motor is on my car when it didn’t start this morning.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I bet I could give you advice.

 

[Breakfall]

I realise people like yourself and others need help. Some even turn to religion. But my theological grasp was a thing of my past. I’m a big boy now…

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Except for your car, I don't drive and never have

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I don't do religion

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I'm a polytheist

 

[Breakfall]

I need my car to conduct business.

 

[Breakfall]

It’s part and parcel of a thrive enterprise.

 

[Breakfall]

It’s part and parcel of a thriving enterprise.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I'm a linen attendant

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I use Uber to get home

 

[Breakfall]

But listen @Iggy McLulz how can I help you? Do you need any words of good advice?

 

[Breakfall]

Uber! You trust strangers?

 

[Breakfall]

Have you watched Taxi?