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[Fredricka]

My break is booked, im off to westward ho!

 

[X]

Cmon Fred, let’s meAT!

 

[Fredricka]

Monday to Thursday

 

[Fredricka]

Crookies already crying, x is 'crying harder'

 

[Fredricka]

Me and holliday can still be in touch though

 

[X]

 

[X]

I bet you’ll just sit there and stare at the SB all day

 

[Fredricka]

I sense envy

 

[Fredricka]

Just for the jealous clicked folks who are wondering, ill be swimming in the sea, were due a heatwave

 

[X]

Breathe deep it’ll go away, you shouldn’t be envious tho, you had your chance and blew it

 

[jack]

I'll be gone after next Thursday til the 5th

 

[X]

Won’t you get harpooned just in the water like that?

 

[Fredricka]

I might give a thought to poor frenzied ferrets in the sb all day, ill probably forget mostly

 

[X]

Do you have to wear some sort of orange vest that says I am NOT a whale?

 

[jack]

Time for some bud

 

[Fredricka]

Bad week for freaky ferrets then jack, haha

 

[X]

Ok ok Jack I have something to tell you, Fredricka is hanging it over my head in PM

 

[X]

Threatening to out me

 

[X]

The reason I became friends with you is in hopes you’ll remove your curse you put on me

 

[X]

 

[Fredricka]

Someone tell him i d9nt need to out him, we know hes gay

 

[The Prowler]

X, do you do carpet stretching?

 

[X]

There Fredricka! It’s out fuck you now

 

[X]

Used to do that prowler, until I realized I’m better then that

 

[Fredricka]

There jack, its time now. Its time to do your duty and dump him

 

[X]

I streTCH carpet

 

[The Prowler]

Okay...we need our basement carpet stretched...it probably makes more sense to use a local guy anyways.

 

[Fredricka]

Stick to thebplan jack

 

[X]

Fredricka

 

[X]

Do you need your carpet streTXHED?!!!!!