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[X]

He pees @9 am poos at 9:05 am problem is he gets outta bed at 10 am

 

[X]

 

[X]

He smells of old and pee

 

[X]

Ewww

 

[Fredricka]

X takes his phone to the shitter with him u know, hes a career lurker

 

[Fredricka]

Holliday smelt fine to ke when i met him, very clean, his head didnt look like a crazed afgan hound either

 

[X]

 

[X]

Wanna see a pic of my Mohawk?

 

[X]

One sec

 

[X]

I’m not very photogenic today nvrmnd

 

[Fredricka]

Hang on, no, i hate the mohawk. You get a nice sensible haircut and post that

 

[X]

I’m sorry holiday

 

[Holliday 3000]

I had no idea hawks could be gay.

 

[X]

I just got it, it takes like 4 days to take effect

 

[Fredricka]

How come holliday gets an apology and i dont? I want proper grovelling

 

[X]

Oh shit look who’s up from his nappy

 

[Fredricka]

I thi k we need to go all.out war on x tomorrow holliday

 

[X]

Fredricka don’t take uppers like truck drivers don’t to stay up all night?

 

[X]

Fredricka do you take uppers like truck drivers don’t to stay up all night?

 

[X]

Fredricka do you take uppers like truck drivers do to stay up all night?

 

[Fredricka]

No x, im just not drugged up on weed, try it

 

[Fredricka]

Ooo

 

[X]

Holiday got sad he’s old I felt bad

 

[X]

Be careful on the beach

 

[X]

I don’t wanna hear you’ve been accidentally harpooned

 

[X]

 

[Fredricka]

You be nice to holliday

 

[X]

Jack would like that one

 

[X]

I have a fucking grey arm hair!!!!!!!!!

 

[X]

Wow