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[X]

Annnnny second now LOL

 

[jack]

:::drum roll:::

 

[X]

 

[X]

The anticipation is killing me BAAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Holliday 3000]

Jacklyn, the 5'6", portly ebike wilderness explorer.

 

[jack]

LOL Poor e-cuck. Not even the bridesmaid.

 

[Holliday 3000]

...afraid of a dumpster bear. LoLz

 

[jack]

 

[X]

jack, was the bears fur brown?

 

[jack]

it's ok, e-cuck. I bet she saves her hubby's cum for you to clean out.

 

[jack]

No, it was black. Had a brown nose. Was a teen bear. We're overrun with them.

 

[X]

It was a black bear!!?????

 

[X]

Should have called the cops

 

[jack]

It's not the full grown ones that are much of a problem, its the 2 and 3 year olds that the moms leave out on their own that are creating all this.

 

[X]

Did he have gold chains?

 

[X]

Yes, adolescents of pretty much any animal create mischief

 

[X]

And with them being so large

 

[jack]

Last thing I expected opening the bin was to see a bear sitting on the garbage.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Well, the business portion of the day is complete. Think I'll do some outdoorsy stuff. Maybe a foraging hike, or wet wade fish the river. Maybe climb to the high ridge...or no wait, I know - I'll take out the garbage. LoLz @ Jacklyn.

 

[The Associate]

Or you could go out and breakdance on a busy freeway. Just sayin', that's an option that's available to you.

 

[X]

Have a good afternoon guise I need to go get some shopping done

 

[jack]

I'm pretty sure the landlord's son took care of it all. There's a procedure you have to follow by state law, and it ain't "talking" to the bear.

 

[jack]

you too X.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Don't let the black bears eat ya, X.

 

[jack]

@The Associate

 

[Frood]

Let me guess. Gophers, grubs, lizards?

Deer, roos, turtles, et cetera.....

 

[LotusBud]

Watching Death by Lightning. Pretty, pretty good.

 

[LotusBud]

I am so tired of speaking Portuguese I do not know how to explain it.

 

[jack]

You had me at "bom dia"

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sounds like you're homesick, Lotus. Sorry, we can't take you back. No communists allowed.