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[jack]

All of it

 

[jack]

OK Dilfy and I signed the peace agreement. I'm off to the woods for a while.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

My mom asked me to buy and set up a phone couple years ago, she's used to Samsungs, so I got her a S23 for a good price

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The DEX feature is pretty good, just plug in on the TV and with a bluetooth mouse and keyboard, it's pretty much a desktop computer

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

But yeah, a had to uninstall and deactivate a lot of useless crap from Samsung

 

[UncleDiLF]

I have the <galaxy Ultra with S Pen. A fold , a Sony Xperia in silver which makes stunning photos. And my new BlackBerry like smartphone is coming this month from kickstarter. Innate iPhones. It is for women and gays. I need something cool .

 

[UncleDiLF]

@jack My lawyer is checking the contract. I am about to sign too.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Honestrly, I use my cellphone as little as possible

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I hate typing on it

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Everything is done on Whatsapp these days, so people are constantly sending me contracts and documents on it

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I wait until I'm on the computer to read them

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I see people zooming in and out to read something because the screen is too small, fuck that

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

When I travel, I take my laptop

 

[Holliday 3000]

I have this phone after upgrading from my black executive desktop when a new modem downgraded in power and the ringer wouldn't activate:

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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Holliday 3000 my dad still has his landline, complete with one of those, a fax machine and believe it or not, an asswering machine

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I;'m not fixing that typo, it's brilliant

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

And his friends from 50 years ago still call him on that number

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The fax machine belongs in a museum

 

[Holliday 3000]

We're probably around the same age. I can't be bothered with the new tech shit. Don't need it. What's a telephone cost now? Mine cost 36 bucks. Good enough.

 

[Holliday 3000]

30 bucks a year for service.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

His biggest concern is the phone number, he feels it's his connection to old friends and business contacts

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I remember when my daughter saw the fax machine and asked why the printer was connected to the phone LOL

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

When I said it was a fax machine, she looked confused, I guess she had never such a thing existed until then

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

When I said it was a fax machine, she looked confused, I guess she had never known such a thing existed until then

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

You see these kids' heads really bugging out when they start trying to figure how life was before the Internet and cellphones

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

One time during a trip she starting asking about how things were before GPS was invented. I explained we'd write down the main directions and when we got closer to the destination, we'd ask around in gas stations and people on the streey

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

One time during a trip she starting asking about how things were before GPS was invented. I explained we'd write down the main directions and when we got closer to the destination, we'd ask around in gas stations and people on the street

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I remember a couple times when some kid knew the address and they'd jump into the car to show it where it was, it was not uncommon back then

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The phone listings used to have maps, sometimes people would paint them on the wall of their establishments