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[UncleDiLF]

What is the secret to a smoking hot body at age 80? Cremation.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Jack is really 73?

 

[UncleDiLF]

 

[UncleDiLF]

I hate Wiggers!!! Fuck them! They bow down to Niggersm quickly. Fuck that!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Or when whites dress like anime sissies and dye their hair to respect Japanese culture. Like they hate their ancestors!

 

[UncleDiLF]

What is the only kind of pole dancing @jack should do? Holding onto the safety bar in the bathtub.

 

[UncleDiLF]

@jack on his deathbed smells his favorite cookies baking. He crawls to the kitchen with his last bit of strength, reaches for a fresh cookie, and his wife smacks his hand away: "Leave those alone, those are for the funeral!"

 

[UncleDiLF]

Where can old @jack find younger women who are interested in him? In the bookstore, under "Fiction".

 

[UncleDiLF]

@jack is so old that his birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.

 

[jack]

SNUBBED!

 

[UncleDiLF]

His memory is so bad he can hide his own Easter eggs.

 

[UncleDiLF]

 

[jack]

 

[UncleDiLF]

He does not buy green bananas anymore.

 

[jack]

Poor Dilfy. Guess I really got to him.

 

[jack]

 

[UncleDiLF]

Jacks hairline is making a fast escape to the back of his neck.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Old fossil and coffin dogder @jack

 

[Adam]

LOLOLOL

 

[Adam]

so much for tiny @jack and his e-bodyguard.

 

[Adam]

X soon fucked off and left @jack to get rekt

 

[UncleDiLF]

Here he is again with chunks of BBC pressies

 

[UncleDiLF]

 

[Adam]

WTF @jack ? Seek help!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Lololo. Nasty