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[Fredricka]

Ive been working all day twit

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Where's me cheese, fred?

 

[Fredricka]

Incoming

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I expect this

 

[Fredricka]

Thats what it is, just unwrapped

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Drunken monks make the best cheese

 

[Fredricka]

Jacks at his gig everyone, we wont see him tonight unfortunately

 

[jack]

Fuck off, stupid cunt.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[jack]

I just got off the phone with protectiv services that cover your area.

 

[jack]

I just got off the phone with protective services that cover your area.

 

[jack]

I'm going to follow up with a call to your local precinct.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

There's protective services for the fifth level of hell? I'm very surprised.

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

Wow, someones angry today, did the audience throw rotten tomatoes at you instead of frilly knickers?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Fredricka]

Protective services for what?

 

[jack]

Wow, someone's stupid today, and full of shit. With two assholes, elimination should be a breeze for you.

 

[jack]

Wow, someone's stupid today, and full of shit. With two assholes elimination should be a breeze for you.

 

[Fredricka]

Do you need protection jack? Isnt x doi g his job?

 

[Fredricka]

Did u not send him enough cat treats?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[jack]

But instead you're completely constipated, hence "full of shit"

 

[Fredricka]

Tell us what happened at your gig that made u so angry

 

[Fredricka]

And why do u take it out on the queen?

 

[jack]

Where's your e-cuck? "Fishing"??

 

[Frood]

Jack has one rectum and two tears in his perineum from Sausage Fingers bowling him at dwarf tossing competitions.

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

That audience of toddlers mustve been vicious

 

[jack]

What an ass he's been making of himself lately.