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[jack]

Princess Snark says what? Besides, "I dont contribute anything to bf" I mean.

 

[X]

That wasn’t a mule jack, it’s from our time together

 

[Fredricka]

Hes twice the height of u jack

 

[X]

 

[jack]

ah, so you admit he saw the videos

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

And hes taller than ×

 

[jack]

I bet it's a custody hearing.

 

[Fredricka]

Youd both get a crick in your necks looking up to him

 

[X]

It’s cold and dark today, I think I’m gonna light a fire and throw a bunch of comforters and ly beside the fire all day

 

[Fredricka]

Custody of what?

 

[X]

BOTH!?????

 

[jack]

He saidhe's never seen anyone get a donkey dick that far down the gullet.

 

[X]

I’m 6’3

 

[jack]

He said he's never seen anyone get a donkey dick that far down the gullet.

 

[Fredricka]

Yes u ×

 

[Fredricka]

Hes taller than u both

 

[X]

I wouldn’t want to be taller, people start looking all goofy when they’re taller than 6’3

 

[Fredricka]

Hed use jack as a rugby ball

 

[X]

Probably looks like a cheese string

 

[Fredricka]

He has muscles so he doesnt look goofy or lanky

 

[jack]

I had no idea they could pile shit as high as she says her hub is.

 

[X]

Nawww 6’5 people aren’t muscular unless he’s a dedicated bodybuilder

 

[jack]

It must amuse him when he looks down at Fred and she looks like an ant from his perspective.

 

[X]

You sent me to sleep with a smile last night Fred

 

[jack]

He's in a wheelchair, according to her.

 

[Fredricka]

Youd be so jealous if u saw him

 

[Fredricka]

How x?

 

[jack]

probably just a mobility scooter.

 

[Fredricka]

Oh yes, i called you a toerag