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I fucking love that shirt, a prized gift for sure.

 

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How many I wore it this past season and savored the dirty looks from the yankees. Most gave me a WIDE BERTH, a few though tried me, LMFAO

 

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In a grocery store a lady said "your shirt offends me"...

 

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Minding my own justa shopping, I hear her and start looking around thinking "who she talking too"...

 

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And realize she's pointing at me.... LMFAO

 

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I says, "Well ... YOUR president offends me".

 

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Her: you should have more respect and not wear it. ME: you're invading my first amendment right to freedom of speech. What you gonna do, vaccinate me?

 

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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

 

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She ran like the coward most are. Whilst still here enjoying our freedoms though...

 

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I so tickle myself....

 

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Great concert, them. Round bout 1992 they played(Jackyl opened) in an all you need to get in is parishable goods. Those days are gone.

 

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I'ma wee bit tipsy and a wee bit high right npw.

 

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It's been a while, feels good.

 

[Big Sexy]

Sounds good tooooooo

 

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Senator Rick can't make up my mind Scott, says biden is "unfit".

 

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Ya think? Reckon he just figured that out now?

 

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Lawdy

 

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Watch out for him, he's a snakey fucker.

 

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And he lools loke a peez dispencer.

 

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That, is not a good combination.

 

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I should find my specs. You's know I'm gonna edit that, right?

 

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And he looks like a peez dispenser.

 

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done

 

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Someone step up and say something, ffs. Anything'll do, I know you out there, I can feel ya...

 

[LotusBud]

Everybody always misses my happy hour fs might as well call it and it took me and a few others days and days but with a woke modern feel Ukrainian influence was very tempting the latest and my fellow fems cuz Im a fem watch out exclusive<<< wanky cocktoigoy vocal representation of a nein binary probable son of Adolf Hitler My life sucks knowing that deep down I hate those innocent foreskin collectors but I cannot change my probable daddy in a neinbinary world I had NO CHANCE oN THIS PLANET NO CHANCE TO LOVEDS AND TOUCHED I LIKE THE TOUCHED Sometimes MY sexest NAZIhating peers Just don't get mein nein binary hitlers probable PeEERS (play deeply sad violin music with heavy rain in background)

Wow, dude. What the actual fuck? ^^^^^^

 

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[Big Sexy]

I’m here but don’t have any real jokes to tell you

 

[sweet tea]

Teheee, I'm not alone.

 

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Amen