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The chorus of a liar. "How can I be expected to remember what a tangled web I weave, when I practice to deceive?"
 
It's thinly sliced smoked salmon called "lox" and you just outed your fake midget boyfriend as a jew, stupid one.
 
It's called lox and is a known jewish delicacy. If you had actually eaten that you would have known it.
 
and on this board, that seems to be the kiss of death, especially with your buddy Adam, although he's a hypocrite so he'll give you a pass because he likes licking both your assholes when the two of you are on.
 
and on this board, that seems to be the kiss of death, especially with your buddy @Adam, although he's a hypocrite so he'll give you a pass because he likes licking both your assholes when the two of you are on.
 
Anyway now ive proven without a shadow of a doubt that i visited holliday i think ill have pastrami on rye for elevenses