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[SirSuperSouthern]

WHAT!?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Irish and Canadian ok but Bourbon works for me

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Pics of that island are gorgeous, and I'm almost shocked that you're trolling me into a full blown meltdown with that bullshit!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh nooooo...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Burpin' is 51% corn :(

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Now I look like the devious troll to get you to type that...

 

[The Scoundrel]

I don't need to troll. I'd get confused with the lies and trip myself up

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'll pretend I never saw that...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[The Scoundrel]

Scotland is beautiful. Skye is majestic nut I prefer where I live

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Hate me all you want/should, you're qall good in my book now after praising Skye and whisky...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Scotland is beautiful. Skye is majestic but I prefer where I live

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Skye is gorgeous from the pics I've seen and Tallisker is one of the world's best spirits, regardless of type...

 

[The Scoundrel]

If I drink Scotch I end up on a bender with a shit hangover

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Bad call bro, the spirits from your homeworld are far too good to get drunk on...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Man, if you think I'm a jerk on-line, you should hear me harp on fakers who put regular water ice cubes in their top shelf Scotch...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Yeah. But that's a capital offense

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Yes!!!\

 

[The Scoundrel]

Drinking tap water is disgusting. It should be banned

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Our water tastes fine but has chlorine, floride, etc etc etc in it. So putting a few cubes in a couple fingers of Proper Scotch is blasphemy...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm gettin' hot under the coller man, my great mood is rotting to shit now...

 

[The Scoundrel]

I only allow Malvern water to pass my lips. We have a commercial water cooler in the kitchen

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

nice

 

[The Scoundrel]

It's cheaper that way

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

And better?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You got me in a corner here bro, if you knew how much I knew about whisky and my unyielding yearning to visit its homeland, you'd take it easier on me...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Defo better. I prefer wandering round the Nalvern Hills and drinking the water direct from the springs but you can't do that every day

 

[The Scoundrel]

Defo better. I prefer wandering round the Malvern Hills and drinking the water direct from the springs but you can't do that every day

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I now officially hate you now again...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm suddenly in mental and physical pain...