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[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh shit, those golf courses there have par 5s that should be par 25s. Love it...

 

[The Scoundrel]

@ Lily No. I meant it doesn't disrupt posting here

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Is Lily someone in the know here?

 

[The Scoundrel]

My handicap is that I'm shit at golf

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[The Scoundrel]

New to me

 

[The Scoundrel]

I get on with everyone like long lost pals tho

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Awesome. Playing any type of game without betting money is just for fun, for fuck's sake, as you foreigners would say...

 

[Lily]

I just read @SirSuperSouthern BF posted about it in General Discussion sub

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Playing pool and scratch on the break? Who saw that? Who cares. Doesn't matter who "wins", it comes down who made a nice shot :)

 

[The Scoundrel]

Been paying £30 for a gallon of foam. Just found it for £7 damn

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

In English, please sir...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Just read the words as writ

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Or the foam for young ladies in bikinis?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Foam @ £30 a gallon or £7?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Goddamn I love huge tits...

 

[The Scoundrel]

The foam for foam parties

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Nice!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[The Scoundrel]

Never been a tit man. I wasn't breast fed

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm at a loss for words at the moment...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Does Lily wear a deep cup size?

 

[Lily]

Not at all. I'm as flat as a ironing board as far as boobies go. It's not for every man.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shit, I guess Scot ladies never pop around in bikinis because the weather is too strict!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Well, if you have long, healthy, shiny hair then you're still rapeable to me :)

 

[The Scoundrel]

They don't wear bikinis cos you can't buy a roll of string long enough

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

:D

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Call me a fag, but when bitches walk past me, I look at their hair before lowering my evil gaze...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Would you fuck a long haired Rhino?

 

[The Scoundrel]

You're a fag