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[SirSuperSouthern]

Lily, I'm suddenly attracted to you despite all of the ugly rumors about you. PM me your goods and we'll go from there, I promise...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Aryan said he's doing a short stint in Walton. Maybe he just goes for the fashion

 

[Adam Hitler]

Scoundrel, can you tell the hog how Boss is a popular scouse brand

 

[Adam Hitler]

not my favourite but a decent one nonetheless

 

[Lily]

@SirSuperSouthern Ain't nobody got time for that. I come here for my own amusement.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Along with Beatles haircuts and ferries cross the Mersey

 

[Adam Hitler]

she's having a difficult time comprehending it

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Didn't I already order you to exit left, break a leg, Aulifglu,f

 

[Lily]

@SirSuperSouthern Can you repeat what you said about Hugo Boss, for the dimwitted?

 

[The Scoundrel]

That's the thing with Scousers. We may fall but we'll be back with 15 mates

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Didn't I order you to hop up on my lap, Lilith?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You fuckin' people, I swear...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Like any Brit is gonna take a Yank's opinion on fashion ffs

 

[The Scoundrel]

She's on the Santa Claus No Fly List

 

[Adam Hitler]

most of you dress and talk like niggers

 

[Lily]

I said "Ain't nobody got time for that"

 

[Adam Hitler]

see?

 

[Lily]

You should. Your duchesses look like 80 year old sofas.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

For Arkjgjg.klu? Agreed...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lily is a classic example

 

[The Scoundrel]

Lily's dressmaker sews circus tents as a main job

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Now try your best to zip up an old pair of jeans, smile, and hop on up honey, I won't tell anyone - trust me on THAT!

 

[The Scoundrel]

You won't be able to talk

 

[Lily]

And your mother's side job is to blow the elephants

 

[The Scoundrel]

Bead for 16 years so it would be a skull fuck

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Eek, a fat girl with a flat chest!? Oh man, that's the worst curse - period(s)...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Dead for 16 years so it would be a skull fuck

 

[Lily]

Yup. The worst.

 

[The Scoundrel]

You bought it

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

:( Oh noooo!