1,000,000 Post Thread

[The Countess]

Of course, tiny pinky size is a no

 

[Blazor]

Oh, and if I pound it doggy style

 

[Lily]

Condoms are supposed to be tight so that they don't slip off

 

[Breakfall]

Oi @Blazor does your dick nudge the cervix?

 

[Blazor]

Bahahahahaha, "bring the alien" hahahahaha

 

[Blazor]

Oh, I know how to use it!!! Thats why they stick with me like glue after a sample lol

 

[Lily]

I can't believe what's happened in the last week I've been gone...

 

[Blazor]

Again, I dont think my dick is ginormous, its a perfect size for ladies. My point on the condoms, is at the base, its too fuckin' tight, way too tight.

 

[Lily]

They're designed to be that way, Blazor.

 

[Seamajor]

Please dont flush em

 

[Blazor]

Ugh, I KNOW LILY! GAWD DAMN IT!!! hahahahahaha, Im sayin' for me, its TOO tight!!!

 

[Breakfall]

Baaaaaahahahahahaa

 

[Breakfall]

It’s winter here!

 

[Blazor]

Its not comfy tight, its circulation cut off tight!

 

[Blazor]

lol

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking sheep—shaggers!

 

[Blazor]

I dont even wanna try these out in the field. They were out of the Extra Large ones

 

[Lily]

FFS, a condom can be stretched to fit over an entire arm...I'm not buying your story, Blaze

 

[Breakfall]

Condoms are weak!

 

[Blazor]

My base girth is 6", the head is 5.5" girth. The head is no problem, its the base. Look up condom sizing, you'll see

 

[Lily]

Hey @Breakfall, are you still over at the geriatric forum?

 

[Breakfall]

@Lily …yeah, but I haven’t posted for a bit. Benzo called me over here.

 

[Breakfall]

Good ol‘ Benzo!

 

[Blazor]

Hey you two, the dating thread is a sub or two down

 

[Blazor]

lulz

 

[Blazor]

Fine, dont talk about my magnifficent penis, I see how it is, lol

 

[Blazor]

Hahahahaha

 

[Lily]

Why can't a man and woman be friends without romantic nonsense being alleged?

 

[Lily]

Your penis isn't bigger than a forearm...sorry, just not buying that bull...next

 

[Breakfall]

@Blazor …I can’t believe that you’re had so few women given your apparent girth!?