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[Master Pu]

The jelly not curry

 

[Master Pu]

Curry will fuck you up.

 

[Master Pu]

I advise against.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

yeah it's amazing! Beef Madras and jasmine rice! Not a single chilli grew anywhere but Mexico, The food kings, the world got lots from Mexico, potatoes ffs

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Must be a perfect climate, rain and heat

 

[Master Pu]

Roasted Chili's are great.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Brits are LAST when it comes to food lol

 

[Master Pu]

I cant really eat that stuff anymore sadly.

 

[Master Pu]

Pastys are good.

 

[Master Pu]

Good Ale.

 

[Master Pu]

Newcastle and Bass.

 

[Master Pu]

Toffee

 

[SHAMPAIN]

We HAD to be colonial cunts we had nothing, built an empire though and I think its been quite good for the planet in many ways but we did kill n shit

 

[Master Pu]

Everybody kills.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Some real savegery back in the day, swinging swords about, no doctors FUCK BRUTAL

 

[SHAMPAIN]

The English were Brutal with us, Braveheart was a great film but nothing like what actually happened

 

[SHAMPAIN]

They did, make it law when two Scots got married the fucking leader (whatever title) blessed the wedding by shagging the women on her wedding day

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Scotland is almost exactly he same size and population of Minnesota TODAY, back then not many

 

[Master Pu]

You fought off the Romans tho.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Is Minnesota easy to picture the size? Is there shit there?

 

[Master Pu]

I would like to see Hadrians wall someday.

 

[Master Pu]

Minn. Is nice. Lots of lakes.

 

[Master Pu]

Cold in winter tho.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

We were like animals mate, hiding in bogs.. Romans just NOPE scary bastards build a wall

 

[Master Pu]

Lots of history buried in those bogs.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

The history of Britain is grimm as fuck, done many bad things EVERYWHERE, depressed the shit outta me, Historians beleive there was inbreeding in the UK like a thousand years ago on that island, gene pool became stagnant, you can tell too lol Why am I telling the truth about, I thought Americans just teased us about it when it WAS rife at times

 

[The Countess]

I will visit the UK before I die

 

[The Countess]

I was planning to go years ago

 

[The Countess]

But God works in mysterious ways

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I would love to know if we are actually different from blacks like at creation? ADAM and Eve should be black if you believe out of Africa theory