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[The Cuntess]

You’re jealous of anyone skinnier, prettier

 

[Lily]

baila, baila esta cumbia

 

[sweet tea]

I don't even know her.

 

[The Cuntess]

You will soon.

 

[sweet tea]

Don't put words in others mouths.

 

[sweet tea]

It's an unbecoming trait.

 

[Lily]

You're jealous of anyone with a brain

 

[The Cuntess]

Sure thing, Moby Dick

 

[The Cuntess]

I bet I’m jealous of ur job too, right

 

[cw_]

 

[Lily]

My job? I bet you'd like to be retired and receiving a pension. I don't know that I'd call that jealousy though.

 

[Lily]

Probably I'd use the word "envy".

 

[The Cuntess]

You think I’d envy being old, fat and on a pension?

 

[The Cuntess]

You are truly miserable

 

[The Cuntess]

Hahaha

 

[Lily]

What I'm 10 years older than you? You'll get there too, dummy

 

[Lily]

Pension, yeah...it's a good one and for the rest of my life...only I'll get to add social security to it when I'm actually "old"

 

[The Cuntess]

I plan on working many more years. Not being a lazy fuck at home

 

[The Cuntess]

Then again, I’m fit and able

 

[sweet tea]

...simply marvelous darling, simply marvelous...

 

[Lily]

I am officially disabled from my injury. It's true, I'm fat. But you don't have a choice but to work.

 

[Lily]

I have a pension I earned from working for decades, moron.

 

[sweet tea]

Assuming the two of you have known and bashed one another for years...

 

[sweet tea]

Can either one of you tell me why yiu noth insist on carry this "battle" here and now?

 

[sweet tea]

*you now

 

[sweet tea]

Sorry was typing on the fly there, don't bash me for it

 

[cw_]

maybe they don't appreciate International Beer Day as much as I do?

 

[cw_]

and I thought it was *you both

 

[Lily]

No, it hasn't been years

 

[Lily]

It's been weeks