1,000,000 Post Thread

[Weeg]

@UncleDiLF hi daddy!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Weeg, vote for ypur Uncpe will ya? No Blurt. Just UncleDiLF at Bastard of the month. You getS FREE pizza in Milwaukee

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Are you bribing people with pizza to get votes Dilf? Where's mine?!?!?!?!

 

[Blazor]

I'd try a Dill Dog

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I would too honestly

 

[UncleDiLF]

Rancid. I will do my best to be a good president. I will brong you a pizza. What toppings, fine sir? Please dont change your vote. Mister DiLF is here to serve yiu guys.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

president

 

[Master Pu]

I never back a loser @UncleDiLF

 

[Master Pu]

My man Dilf will achieve lofty goals.

 

[Master]

Blurt for BotM

 

[Scooter]

Now, if you loved this board as much as you claim to, you'd exit the damned shoutbox and go post on the boards. Chop chop!

The shoutbox can go fuck itself.

 

[Master]

Benzo for BF Tard of the Decade

 

[Aylana]

get flea, benzo diaper cleanup needed in meltdown

 

[Blazor]

Tacos before vatos

 

[Blazor]

Would make a good tshirt lol

 

[Master]

We gotta stop making this place wheelchair accessible

 

[Blazor]

lol, ok that was funny lol

 

[Blazor]

But Dr. Funkenstein brings the funk! He got turbo on his wheelchair, nothin' gonna slow him down!

 

[Blazor]

"Oh no! Hes got to keep on movin'!"

 

[Master]

Benzo replaced one of the wheels on his chair with a metal leg so when flea pushes him he just goes in a circle

 

[Blazor]

Maybe he likes going in circles? Might remind him of his younger years on the merry go round. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Master]

“Babes!! Look at the couch” (three seconds later) “ babes!!! Is that a couch?”

 

[Master]

Hey Flea, does Benzo pay you in mangos for being his keeper?

 

[Master]

Changing Benzos diaper= three mangos

 

[Master]

It’s like Animal Crossing in real life

 

[Aylana]

did flea send him a new ass photo to rate?

 

[Master Pu]

Martini bid mad.

 

[Master Pu]

Martini big mad.

 

[Master Pu]

Best laid plans of faggots and Martini lol

 

[Blazor]

Funky!!!! I brought the funk last night!!!