Things you learn when scroll through the last 24 hours in the Million Post thread:
- Scooter sez: "Gentlemen, you can't yell in here. This is the Shoutbox!"
- Blazor likes to fag things up with a few spritzes of Cool Water.
- You shouldn't mix BK onion rings with fried apples.
- Rancid gets his ass kicked by trannies with controllers.
- Flea's ass is fat but not too fat, just perfectly fat.
- Weeg's momma is one Arid cunt.
- Breakfop is a savant surfer who can't punch his way through a forum post without breaking his chin.
- King Martini needs more cowbell.
- UncleFiLTHy keeps a can of elbow grease under his bed for obvious reasons.
Nabbing the BotM belt is going to be a cinch, I swear!