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[SirSuperSouthern]

haha, you sound so young and innocent,.,.

 

[Master]

Too many guns in this place it be like Scarface

 

[Master]

I’m not getting a cut so I really don’t care either way

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

so pleanty of coke goes through there to keep the customers happy, not the oblivious boss :D

 

[Master]

And if they are I better get a fucking envelope under the door one of these days

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

they are, just ask some of the bitches you can tell have tried it before...

 

[Master]

At the end of the day I’m the only sober one leaving that’s good enough for me

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

booze, kooze, coke are a marvelous tri-fecta

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

you gotta tell everyone here tomorrow why you dont drink...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

im curious now, but id hate to break any spoilers...

 

[Master]

Sure that’s easy

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

because you discovered your father was super drunk when he dropped his standards far enough to fuck your mother?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*sips potato vodka*

 

[Master]

Nah too many years of bartending, after parties, fucking servers

 

[Master]

I’m not about that life any more

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

makes sense...

 

[Master]

I once fucked three broads the same night and don’t remember a thing

 

[Master]

And they were all hot

 

[Master]

Then heard about it the next day.

 

[Master]

Moment of clarity

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

for Chicago, maybe. its best that you cant remember them...

 

[Master]

And I was married. Yeah…. No more booze for me

 

[Master]

That I remember

 

[Master]

The ex came into the place and all three were working

 

[Master]

Yup that’s why I stopped drinking

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

sounds to me like thats when you shouldve started drinking a lot more...

 

[Master]

One had a big fucking mouth

 

[Master]

Told everyone I fucked her in the ass

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

did your wife know you did it like that?

 

[Master]

Told my fucking boss