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[UncleDiLF]

She got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

 

[Adam Hitler]

WTF do they put in the food in America?

 

[Breakfall]

@Aryan never had to adjust the toilet. Sorry dude…. I’m just a sucker for larger women! It’s a thing…and I’m 15 years happy in a marriage.

 

[UncleDiLF]

A lifeguard approaches Lily and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" obese Lily replies, "Why? What's wrong?" Well you see, says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!"

 

[Breakfall]

I dig bigger women…@lily had to knock me back when I got too flirtatious! True story!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Lily is so fat when she applied for the biggest loser tv show. They said, "sorry, there's a weight limit."

 

[Breakfall]

It’s just the way I’m designed!

 

[Lily]

@Breakfall You didn't have to share that. I wasn't telling anyone ever. It's none of their business

 

[Breakfall]

We don’t say “fat” in my home @UncleDiLF

 

[Adam Hitler]

@Breakfall you know I love you, but that fat idiot Lily is cancer. No disrespect has been meant to you and your lady wife during tonights trollling antics.

 

[Breakfall]

@Lily ..it’s a pleasure being your friend!

 

[Lily]

@Breakfall I like being your friend too. You have a lot to offer beyond "hate"

 

[Lily]

You have real interests

 

[UncleDiLF]

What is the most positive thing about being fat?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Harder to kidnap

 

[Lily]

And I learn things about the natural world and plants from you.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lololol

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Breakfall. All good. Same with people saying „all people are equal“. Sure. ;)

 

[Breakfall]

@Aryan ..I love you too…@lily is essentially my sister mate!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Breaky I love yo man, you know that! But I cant respect that POS lying Lily. She made fun of X friend last year.

 

[Breakfall]

Did she? Or was she playing the troll? @UncleDiLF

 

[UncleDiLF]

Ogay guys. I am off watching PREDATOR in UHD! Of course the classic one. Not the work crap of today. Keep it safe. And christ““ Japanese girl“ Regan!!! Hillarious. See you!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Woke

 

[Lily]

I don't even know what he's talking about @Breakfall

 

[Lily]

X (360) and I get along fine

 

[UncleDiLF]

Yeah, now you dont remember Lily. Sure ;)

 

[Breakfall]

If you guys respect me…you can respect this chick!

 

[Adam Hitler]

I respect you fella because we go waaaay back

 

[Breakfall]

@Lily …I like your fire! Don’t make excuses! Lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

However, I dont respect the hog who has climbed onto your leg