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[Breakfall]

Where do you keep all of them...in the living room or spare room?

 

[Breakfall]

Oliver is my passion pet… his words &

But seriously @Oliver Shagnasty ...the Shagnasty part! Lol. How nasty is this display of sexual prowess? You do realise no nasty shag can possibly be done in missionary aye!?

What’s wrong with missionary? The best tantric connections are made that way….

Tantric??? Doggystyle is best way to get balls-deep...and you don’t have to smell her breath either!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

My bedroom these days, I've only got 18 right now which is way shy of the 86 I had in 2018 lol cut down to having a bunch I can really appreciate... I'm literally the ONLY guy in the world who had the balls to film me getting bit by an OBT lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

@Breakfall here's the goliath T I just bought

Tarantula Kat she may look weird but I love her, I could spend a lot of time with her =)

 

[Breakfall]

It was like that with me snakes...had up to 6 pythons at one stage. I hate killing up their smelly shit, particularly when some are with nasty temper. This jungle python I had had long teeth and it could snap!

 

[Breakfall]

*picking up their smelly shit

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I have a few of these kek

 

[Mr. Whipple]

reel me in

 

[LotusBud]

Money is quite tight for me just now what with all the bills I've got to pay on my own @LotusBud

And yet you want to spend hundreds on spiders? Priorities, Shorty Shorts Shamwow.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Money is quite tight for me just now what with all the bills I've got to pay on my own @LotusBud

And yet you want to spend hundreds on spiders? Priorities, Shorty Shorts Shamwow.

It's an addiction... 85 won't kill me this week...

 

[Breakfall]

Money is quite tight for me just now what with all the bills I've got to pay on my own @LotusBud

And yet you want to spend hundreds on spiders? Priorities, Shorty Shorts Shamwow.

It's an addiction... 85 won't kill me this week...

Have you had any success breeding them?

 

[Breakfall]

I often go on bush walks looking for reptiles ... herping. It’s strictly capture, take a pic and release. Birds are another hobby. Breakfall the birdwatcher! Lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Money is quite tight for me just now what with all the bills I've got to pay on my own @LotusBud

And yet you want to spend hundreds on spiders? Priorities, Shorty Shorts Shamwow.

It's an addiction... 85 won't kill me this week...

Have you had any success breeding them?

Never tried mate, I got a wild caught Regal Jumping spood that was gravid once... She ate most it lol and the few babies I salvaged died soon after so maybe she knew something was wrong with them... Belle was the most adorable spider I've ever had I used take her outside in the sun lol happy as a pig in shit she was... Jumpers are probably the only spoods that aren't nocturnal they're from Florida after all... I sold a T for a grand before a MM

 

[Breakfall]

Money is quite tight for me just now what with all the bills I've got to pay on my own @LotusBud

And yet you want to spend hundreds on spiders? Priorities, Shorty Shorts Shamwow.

It's an addiction... 85 won't kill me this week...

Have you had any success breeding them?

Never tried mate, I got a wild caught Regal Jumping spood that was gravid once... She ate most it lol and the few babies I salvaged died soon after so maybe she knew something was wrong with them... Belle was the most adorable spider I've ever had I used take her outside in the sun lol happy as a pig in shit she was... Jumpers are probably the only spoods that aren't nocturnal they're from Florida after all... I sold a T for a grand before a MM

Awesome colours. I have some great koi that will be breeding in a month or so, but the Covid pandemic is driving down prices because nobody wants to spend extravagantly just yet. Some of my $1500.00 koi are worth only $350.00 max at the moment. I’m renting with koi in above ground pools, because our money is tied up in a $2.5 million property deal with family that went sour one month before Covid. How’s that for shit luck? But I can’t properly breed prize koi until I have the necessary property to purchase. It could take another 3 years to tie up the details. Anyway...I still try to smile and not binge drink too much. That just makes one bitter and twisted! Lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Money is quite tight for me just now what with all the bills I've got to pay on my own @LotusBud

And yet you want to spend hundreds on spiders? Priorities, Shorty Shorts Shamwow.

It's an addiction... 85 won't kill me this week...

Have you had any success breeding them?

Never tried mate, I got a wild caught Regal Jumping spood that was gravid once... She ate most it lol and the few babies I salvaged died soon after so maybe she knew something was wrong with them... Belle was the most adorable spider I've ever had I used take her outside in the sun lol happy as a pig in shit she was... Jumpers are probably the only spoods that aren't nocturnal they're from Florida after all... I sold a T for a grand before a MM

Awesome colours. I have some great koi that will be breeding in a month or so, but the Covid pandemic is driving down prices because nobody wants to spend extravagantly just yet. Some of my $1500.00 koi are worth only $350.00 max at the moment. I’m renting with koi in above ground pools, because our money is tied up in a $2.5 million property deal with family that went sour one month before Covid. How’s that for shit luck? But I can’t properly breed prize koi until I have the necessary property to purchase. It could take another 3 years to tie up the details. Anyway...I still try to smile and not binge drink too much. That just makes one bitter and twisted! Lol

I'm sure it'll all work out mate, Koi are pretty expensive man... I got that male for 45 and it was only about 2cm leg span when I got him, Lee from the SpiderShop.co.uk helped me get the high price for him and he said Zelda was the most beautiful T he's ever seen and he's seen a lot, purple and white lol

 

[Weeg]

hi

 

[Breakfall]

What’s up @Weeg ?

 

[Breakfall]

Damn this meme is cracking me up! Lololol...

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Tommy Balls lol. You have no star power.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Breakfall. I will eat pizza today. Your pic made me hungry.

 

[Breakfall]

@UncleDiLF that’s an Aussie flavour there mate. Eggs and bacon are the essential ingredients. Top-shelf shit!

 

[The Countess]

@Breakfall, did u go nite nite

 

[SHAMPAIN]

He got arrested for talking shit on the internet, think it was interpol that got him for threatening sombodies kids...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[The Countess]

He plays the game, unlike you

 

[The Countess]

Why am I not banned yet?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[The Countess]

I’m waiting

 

[The Countess]

Can’t you back up your threats?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Oh you'd be gone yesterday if it was up to me alone, then it would just be good content and not sigh inducing "I'm doing squats to pump up my fake silicine"